fat-batman:

ONCE WHEN I WAS LIKE 8 WE WENT TO BRITISH COLOMBIA AND MY BROTHER THREW SEEDS ALL OVER ME AND MY DAD TOOK THIS PICTURE AND IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 487589437 YEARS

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hi:

he is too perfect
hi:

he is too perfect
hi:

he is too perfect
hi:

he is too perfect
hi:

he is too perfect
hi:

he is too perfect
hi:

he is too perfect
hi:

he is too perfect
hi:

he is too perfect
hi:

he is too perfect

shredtheaqua:

You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying “I just find it funny how ” because there’s a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.

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xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

This was my my fave line in this movie omg
xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

This was my my fave line in this movie omg

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

This was my my fave line in this movie omg

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alt-j:

calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids

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unphazedcat:

boystears:

yung-ananas:

edgar-allen-hoe:

God bless white people. Home girl just starts fucking chomping here teeth.
Like what?

wtf kinda irl chain chomp

LMAO SHE STARTED EATING HER BREATHING SPACE

the only thing that matters in this video is the black girl in the back all unbothered putting on her eyeliner

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dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

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interrobangphan:

this fucking movie i swear
interrobangphan:

this fucking movie i swear
5sosrachel:

The best gif on the internet

5sosrachel:

The best gif on the internet

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